Get Real, the Osbournes Suffering from Recession My Ass
How can anybody worth as much as the Osbourne family be suffering in this current global economic crisis?
What are the Osbournes worth these days, a couple of hundred million dollars at least, right?
The reason I ask is that apparently Ozzy and his wife, are leasing out one of their Malibu beach houses, to help them cope with the cash crunch the recession has ‘created’ for them.
Come on Ozzy, do you really expect me to believe that you or anybody else in your family is suffering from the global economic meltdown. If it were true, your story about your economic woes would be easier for me to swallow if you said you lost a sizeable amount of your fortune in the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme.
So how much is Ozzy asking to rent his $US14 million beach house out? You would be right if you guessed $US25k per month.
The Osbournes aren’t suffering financially, and for anybody to imply otherwise, well, they are as effed in the head as the Osbournes family is loaded.
As for Ozzy working until the day he dies, there is no truth to any rumour that might be started suggesting that he can’t afford to retire. Trust me though; there will be gossipers who will imply as much.
According to Ozzy, the only reason he wants to continue to work is because get bored in retirement.
Wondering if President Barack Obama has a place for Ozzy in his administration when Ozzy’s music career starts to head south as he grows older, and when TV show producers get sick of him.
Maybe huh?
If Barack can hire a dope smoking Kumar to join his administration, surely there’s room for a bat head biting, fried out former drug addict like Ozzy…right?
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